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“I phoned 10minutes ago”

August 15, 2007

People who work in control will be able to relate to this.

“hello, yes, I phoned for an Ambulance at least 10mins ago, and its still not here yet”

“Yes sir, that’s correct”

“Why isnt it here?? it should be here by now, I pay my taxes, I demand my Ambulance right now”

“yes sir, the Ambulance is on the way, it will be with you shortly”

“this is unacceptable, it should have been here 10mins ago”

“I am sorry sir,  we are extremely  busy, and will be with you shortly”

“how long is shortly? I pay my taxes”

“yes, but sir you live 15mins away from the nearest town”

“that’s not the point”

Here is a little tip for you people with more money then sense, if you buy a great big house in the middle of nowhere, do not expect Ambulances to just drop out of the sky and land outside your front door, it’s not going to happen.

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“My wife is having a baby”

August 15, 2007

“I need an ambulance my wife is in labour, I need one quick we are outside the maternity ward, the head is coming, quick get here, oh no the baby is out now”

“caller, what is the addre….”

“doesnt matter its here now”

Thats how quick the call was, it was all over in about 30 seconds, but two things really annoyed me about this call:

1) why on earth did they leave so long to a) get to a hospital and b) call an Ambulance?

2) Why on earth didnt they ring the bell on the maternity ward?? they were outside a major hospital!

Some people really should need a licence to breed.

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“I cant move away from the noise”

August 14, 2007

Why? all your drunk hysterical friends are shouting right next to you because your friends cant handle their drink and have picked a fight with someone who has knocked them sparko, and you cant move away from the noise??

There is no need to start cussing at us down the phone because you and your binge drinking cronies cant handle your ale. If you are standing next to noise and have to shout down the phone to hear yourself, how are we supposed to understand what you are saying?

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Criminals, how dumb?

August 14, 2007

We just took a call from the Police for a male wo had been assaulted, he wanted the police to help him out, of course the Police will call us to see if he needs to travel to hospital.

So the crew get on scene and tell the patient there is nothing wrong with him, the patient not believeing what the crew say, demand that they look in his ear because it is full of blood, the crew take a second look and confirm that there is no blood in the patients ear, or brain matter either.

The Police then inform the crew that the male has a warrant for his arrest and that he had phoned the police for assistance in  the belief that they would not arrest him for being assaulted!!

Crime does not pay!

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Ampds

August 14, 2007

Most of the public are probably not aware of how a 999 call is structured, this is partly due to the fact that you may only use 999 once in your lifetime, or that the emergency services do not spend enough on informing the public what they should expect if they dial 999. I will opt for the latter.

When you dial 999 you will get through to an operator who will ask you what service you require, if you then say Ambulance, you will be put through to a call handler at an Emergency dispatch centre. This is where myth number one comes into play, call handlers do not instantly know where you are, and the majority of the time are not even in the same town as you, so when you say, “I am by the post box near Burger King”, that means nothing to us at all, you need to be armed with at the very least a road name and town, or preferrably a postcode.

Once we have got through the address stage, we will ask for the phone number you are calling from, and yes it is very important, because if the line drops out, we cannot get back to you! this is where myth number 2 comes into play. We are not part of Spooks, or MI5, we are not James Bond, we CANNOT pinpoint your exact location by your mobile phone signal, we do not have that technology, even the Police do not have that technology, in extreme circumstances we can narrow it down to within a set circumferance between two mobile phone mast’s, but even then we would have to send up the helicopter to find you, and probably would not succeed. Also the amount of people that do not know their own phone number is staggering, especially mobile numbers, but I bet if a hot chick asked for it you would reel it off without pausing!!.

After we have assitained your address and phone number, which can take a long time, we will then ask you “what is the problem, tell me exactly what has happened”, this is the part where the caller shines and tells us exactly why you need a emergency ambulance, bearing in mind we dont need a life’s history of the patient, just what has happened in the moments leading up to you ringing for an ambulance.

We then go into AMPDS mode, (not all UK counties use this system, but the majority do). AMPDS stands for Advanced Medical Priorty Dispatch System, and it is a set of 32 cards that define how the Ambulance service prioritise calls, there are now 35 cards, but only 32 are used for the general public, the others are for other healthcare professionals. AMPDS will always start the same, we will ask if you are with the patient, the age of the patient, the patients gender, and whether the patient is conscious and breathing, once these have been determined we will then select one of the 32 cards which is nearest to the problem of the patient, so if you say “my dad is having chest pains” we will select card number 10, which is the card relating to chest pain, we will then ask a series of questions relating to chest pains. It is important to understand that these questions do not delay an emergency response to the patient, the Ambulance has already been dispatched as soon as we have got the address. The questions are still very important because it defines the coding of the call, and also the level of response that you will receive.

There are three priority dispatch codes, these are A category calls,  B category calls and  C category calls, some services use RED, AMBER and GREEN, red being A, Amber being B and Green being C, A or RED calls are the most serious types of calls and will lead to the patient normally being sent a RRV (Rapid Response Vehicle) to get to the patient as quickly as possible, to administer life saving treatment.

B calls are deemed not as serious as A cat calls, but still need a blue light response to attend within a set time limit, and C cat calls are deemed non life threatening and have a time limit of 60 minutes to respond attached to them, you will not get a blue light response for a cat C call.

Hopefully this information has enlightend and helped a few people if they ever need to ring 999 for an Ambulance.

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Fatals, I guess its my turn.

August 14, 2007

What you notice when doing this job, is that types of jobs tend to turn up in batches, you may go through a period of a few days where you get nothing but chest pains, abdo pains or falls. It’s my turn for fatal road traffic collisions.

Over the last 12 days our county has seen 7 fatal RTC’s, with my shift taking the majority of them, 4 of the 7 RTC’s have involved Motorcycle’s and 3 of the 7 have seen the partner of the deceased turn up on scene. That’s where I couldnt do the role of the Duty Officer, he/she has to deal with the next of kin face to face on scene, sometimes they are in so much shock that they just say nothing and collapse, sometimes they scream, shout and go hysterical, raining abuse down on you for not doing enough to save the life of the deceased.

I have been to fatal RTC’s and have scene first hand the effects it has on people, the sheer shock and terror in the eyes of those involved is something you dont forget in a hurry, the feeling of helplessness you have when there is nothing you can do to prevent the person from dying.

I am on shift again later, and I hope and pray that I dont have yet another fatal to deal with tonight, otherwise I will start to wonder whether I have the touch of the reaper about me.

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What is a Life Threatening Emergency??

August 14, 2007

Not period pains!!!

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Hello world!

August 14, 2007

Hello and welcome to my blog. After working for the Ambulance service for far too long, I have now decided to share my daily struggles as a control room Dispatcher with the world!

However, I am not brave (or is it stupid?) enough to use my name or place of work in this blog, so from this day on, I shall forever be known as Gwasdispatcher!

I have been working for the Ambulance service for many years now, and like some of you who will be reading this, I have seen and heard nearly everything there is to see and hear within the perils of frontline emergency care. But what keeps this job fresh, is that every now and then things happen that you are totally unprepared for.

These occurances can leave you sat in shock, or can make you laugh like a derranged axe murderer, thats why this job is a fanatastic one, you just never know what is going to happen from one minute to the next,  unless Mr Smith rings up with his chest pain again, or Mrs jones wants helping getting off the toilet, or if Mr davies needs his Catheter changing again, or if Mrs Brown is drunk as hell and wants to abuse us, or if old Dorris wants her toast cooked for her, or if the Police want us to go and look at someones cut finger because it looks a bit “dodgy”.

I will try and keep this site as updated as regularly as I can with my daily struggles, and maybe even bring a smile to someones face.

Adios for now!